Go+to+the+bar

You decide to meet up with Aubrey at the McClaren's Bar & Pub for the blind date. You run a bit late and by the time you get there, Aubrey is already wasted out of her mind making out with another dude. You were just about to leave and go home when all of a sudden, Aubrey puked all over the guy who was sucking her face off. The stranger runs to the bathroom leaving the upset, drunk Aubrey crying in her seat. It was very unclassy of her, but you are gentlemen and decide to give her a ride home.

After you guide her to your camaro, Aubrey apologized. You shake it off and ask where she lives so you can take her home. On the way back to Aubrey’s, a wild charizard jumps out in front of your car (In case you don’t know what a charizard is, it is a dragon type pokémon; the evolved form of charmeleon. If you’re confused you had a deprived, depressing childhood). You slam on the brakes while simultaneously the charizard kicks in your windshield kicking off the head of Aubrey causing a volcanic eruption of blood and internal organs to explode all over the interior of your camaro. You being furious dive out of your seat through what’s left of your windshield and ninja roll on to the hood of the camaro, then you use your thunder shock attack. Thunder shock was super effective and the charizard exploded. You are so overwhelmed with awesomeness that you rip your heart out, set it on fire, devour it violently, have a seizure, and die. The autopsy conducted at the scene concluded that you overdosed on swag.