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Suddenly, as your shouting comes to a halt, the entire class dissapears as the book in front of you begins to shake and tremble. The sides of the book begin to grow... are those spindly little feet? Three horrible, green, beady eyes form on the pages, and before you know it, two giant hands spring forward and envelop you. They take you into the pages and the other students stare as the book snaps shut on top of the desk where you once were reading.

After a short trip through a twisting, purple tunnel, you land facedown on a freezing snow bank. Your fingers turn immediatley blue. It's frostbite weather out here, below zero degrees fahrenhite, and if you don't find some warmth soon, you will certainly freeze to death.

A heavily bearded man leans over you. The strange bearded man smiles, and the grin is toothless. He bends down to kiss your forward, and you feel like you want to throw up. Instead you manage to stand up and put on the warm fur coat that the man is offering you.

"Welcome to my Antarctic cave." says the Man. "I have been plotting to kill shakespeare for some time now, and you, Shakespeare hater, are just the person to help me do it."

"But who are you and how did I get here?" you ask.

"My name is Willy Beansie. I am a professor of English and a failed play write. It's all Shakespeare's fault. He took my deliberately perverted and somewhat comical tragedy of two stupid teenagers and turned it into something so successful that my heart feels dead inside. In my revenge, I will kill him. Now, where is the enchanted book that brought you here?"

You look around yourself frantically. Maybe that book can take you back home! But you don't see the book anywhere, and suddenly you realize how horrible it is that you are trapped here with some crazy man who actually thinks the year is 1560 something. Suddenly, he is screaming at the top of his lungs.

"The spell was not correct! That book should have come with you! Now whenever anyone yells out 'I hate Shakespeare,' they will be brought here by magic and left to freeze in the frozen tundra! But there is no time to waste. We shall kill Shakespeare first, and then come back to deal with this unfortunate situation. Now, I must know, are you with me or against me?"

As Willy talks, he magically opens a portal and begins to step through it. He gestures for you to follow.

You stop to think for a minute. You hate Shakespeare as much as any slacker kid, but you're not sure that you wish him death. On the other hand, what's one death in name of saving millions of teenagers from reading his work someday?

Plan to murder shakespeare Plan to betray Willie