Date+with+mom

You pick the double date with Carmen and your mom. You walk into a gorgeous restaurant and there you see a beautiful young women sitting with your mom. Shaking and nervous; this being your first date with Carmen you walk over with caution. Not sure if your mother and her are getting along you walk slowly over to the table hoping to overhear what is being said. You finally get to the table and great this beautiful glow before your eyes. “Hello Carmen, I’m Dillon, you look amazing!” She smiles and greets him back. “Hi, I’m Carmen, as you probably already know. You too look great yourself.” “Carmen I can see you met my mother already, Shian?” “Yes we have met; honestly I have to say we have been getting off on the wrong side of things.” “Mother what did you do?” You ask with wanting answers. “Dillon my son; I do not like this girl she is a rude and crude girl. She has no manners. “Excuse me!!!” Carmen interrupts her. “Mother what in the world is wrong with you? Why would you say those things?” “Dillon I’m telling you the truth! When I see a bad girl I call it out on the spot and tell you; now she; she is a bad girl.” “We waited for you Dillon and we got to talking.” Carmen starts telling him. “Your mother brought up topics to talk about so I answered back they way I normally would and I guess…she didn’t like my answers. I am an honest person and your mother is judging my honesty. I never lie I only tell the truth; and to be judged off of that is unspeakable.” “Carmen my mother is never wrong with spotting someone crazy. I love that you tell the truth; but if my mother doesn’t like you than obviously there is something about you that she sees, that I don’t! I’m sorry but I do not wish to continue this date with you!” “Neither do I Dillon; you are a mommy’s boy anyways! Good-Bye!” She storms off and there you are once again with no girl and almost another crazy one! You are now alone again with no significant other.