Group+Six

It's another slow day in your literiture class, and your teacher has assigned twenty pages of reading from Shakspeare's famous play, The Temptist. You whisper the 18th century prose to yourself and stare at the clock every couple of minutes. The girl next to you is tapping her foot annoyingly and your teacher is breaking the school rules by smacking a large blue wad of gum between her teeth. The girl next to you roles your eyes as you sigh.

Ten minutes later you are half way through your reading assignment. This is the first ever play by Shakespeare you have read, and it has left with an everlasting impression. With great convinction, you look up to the ceiling and cry out:

"I Love Shakespeare!"

"I Hate Shakespeare!"