Plan+to+murder+shakespeare

As you follow the smelly man, Willie, you start to rehearse the plan you had just composed. It started with you dressing up as a large bear wearing a bow tie. Shakespeare would be attracted to the odd creature and run towards you. Willie would then jump out and stab Shakespeare with goat bones.

But as you walk along you noticed you neither have a bear costume nor goat bones, much less a bow tie. But then you solve the problem by finding a machine gun. You notice it is fully loaded and then in the distance you feel the aura of a famous man who has written plays. You shot and you feel the aura die. You and Willie run to were the aura was shooting from and see the worthless James Berry dead his flesh ripped up by the sheer force of the gun. Then you hear from the distance the trumpeting of [penguins] in honor of Shakespeare’s glorious finish of a new play. You and Willie run to the scene. Willie shoves something into your hand and kicks you in the Fanny. You are sent 10 feet in the air and then you fall on top of Shakespeare and the thing I your mouth falls into Shakespeare mouth. He swallows and then begins to succumb to rapid thallium poisoning. The PENGUINS MARCH BACKWARDS IN AN AWKWARD FASHION STARING YOU AND SKAESPEARE DOWN. Willie then starts to melt and is left as a puddle cherry cola and then back into a body but now he is covered in beautiful muscles.

Weeks pass and you are dying of starvation. What do you do?

Eat shakspeare

Dont eat his body