Let's+go+to+Mars!

Nicholas Cage puts the DeLorean into its spaceship settings and you head towards the red planet, Mars. As you approach, Nicholas Cage hands you the map of the galaxy.

"Is this where we're supposed to land?" He asks. "I know that we're looking for a red planet."

"Seeing as this is the closest red planet to Earth, and Mars fits that exact description, I would think that yes, this is indeed where we're supposed to land." You sarcastically retort.

He shoots you a hateful look. "Hey! I don't need your sass!" He screams at you. He intensely stares forward and mumbles some hateful gibberish under his breath. You begin to get uneasy.

As he lands the ship, he looks at his map of Mars. "If this map is correct, then that means we will find a treasure that's worth close to twelve gazillion dollars." He proudly announces. He then hands you an oxygen helmet that is attached to a long tube on the DeLorean, to allow distance for walking.

"A gazillion is not a number, or a monetary value, Nick." You inform him.

"Hey! Watch it buddy! You are out of your element! Thin ice my friend, thin ice." He says.

He continues walking to find the treasure. As he gets further and further from the DeLorean, his oxygen tube begins to shorten. He's running out of air. You turn around a corner and see a gleaming treasure chest.

"We've found it! We're going to be rich beyond our wildest dreams!" He exclaims. He begins to run toward it.

"Nicholas Cage! Watch out! You're running out of oxygen tubing!" You warn him. He shakes off your warning, running toward the chest. As the oxygen tube pulls tighter from his increasing distance from the DeLorean, his helmet pops off his head. He desperately gasps for air. You try to run and save him, but as your helmet gets tighter, you stop running, fearing that your fate will be the same as his. Just as you stop, he screams out one, incoherent syllable of desperation and his head explodes in a crimson cloud of blood and skull fragments.

Terrified, you run back to the DeLorean and drive it closer to the treasure. You load it in and drive back to Earth.

After telling this whole story to a stranger you met at a Starbucks, he stares you dead in the eye, and asks "You know what this means, right?"

"We're going on our next adventure." You say to him.

"We have to go back in time to save the greatest American actor of all time, Nicholas Cage!" You and the stranger declare simultaneously.