Lynching+Willy

You don't realize until it's to late that you've accidentally said you want to lynch Willy and not Shakespeare. Willy stares at you in a horrified manner. Apparently in the 1500's they are much less understanding about slips of the tongue.

"Boy!" Yells out Shakespeare. "I do not wish to be murdered, but to betray someone who has trusted you in such a great way, well... that is something I can not respect."

Willy looks at Shakespeare in a confused manner and then smiles at him. "Shakespeare! I had no idea you were such a good man. Help me lynch this boy, will you?"

Shakespeare agrees, and the guards begin to approach you with the machine. You try to run but more guards have grabbed you from behind. The last thing you see before your body is stretched and pulled is two enemies becoming friends once again.

So you died. But at least you got two play wrights back together! Hey, who knows, maybe the other students will be reading about Willy in lit class someday!