Sneak+on+to+the+ship,+like+a+ninja...

You notice a decent sized porthole only feet above, and you turn to alert Nick to the new entrance, but you realize he's already gone. You turn back to the porthole, and you see his lower half flailing about in an attempt to enter the ship. You decide to help him out by pushing his legs up, but he inadvertantly kicks you in the mouth, and you spit out your bloody incisors. You decide to nonverbally forgive the loon, and hop in after. You find yourself surrounded by miscellaneous cargo, and in the corner of your eye, you think you see a large blue box fading away. You dismiss it as your imagination and follow after your designated dumbo. As your dodo duo continues on, you hear footsteps that don't match your own. You quickly dive for cover, only to observe your crazy companion standing completely still.

"What the hell are you doing?!" You whisper.

"They can't see me if I don't move." He replies.

"That's bees! Now hide!" You exclaim.

He melodramatically dives for safety as you watch silently as the heavily armed guards pass by. The turn the corner, and you take this opportunity to run like hell. As you get further down the hall, you see a sign on a door reading "Cartography center." Not sure what this means, you assume that the fact that "Cartography" has "-graphy" in it, it has something to do with a layout. You signal Nick to enter along with you. In the room, you find maps of //everything//. You search the top of a desk and find maps of the sea, of America, of the surface of Mars-- Aha! You found a huge envelope on the desk marked //Top Secret.// You are instantly drawn to the envelope because of obvious reasons. You open the envelope and take all of the papers out. You rifle through the papers and your jaw nearly drops to the floor. You see that one of the pages is a map that leads to the map of the galaxy.

Run to tell Nicolas Cage

Search for the map of the galaxy alone