Group+Five

It's a typical friday afternoon. Your co-workers at Blunder-Strickland Publishing stare anxiously at the digital clock above the main entrance. Five more minutes and you're free. Suddenly, a long, french manicured finger curled around a coffee cup appears in front of you. You look up to see the owner of this majestic hand. You gasp. Above you is a face carved by angels. A masterpiece of plump lips, seductive eyes, and high cheekbones. All of a sudden, the red lips open and out come a throaty, irresistable vioce.

"Hi, I'm Esmerelda, the new coffee lady. Here you go."

You are speechless. In a moment of lush and adreneline, you harshly grasp the coffee and crush the delicate styrofoam cup. Black coffee violently spills out of the cup and lands on Esmerelda's Gucci stiletoes. You have an urge to appoligize and ask her out for sushi. But a sobering fact comes to mind:

You are married to Sue, a stingent bank teller who would die if she finds about a raging affair between you and your coworker. <-- Sue

You are faced with a cruesome decision.

Stay Faithful Pursue Esmerelda