Plan+to+betary+Willie

You decide that while you wish Shakespeare had never existed so you wouldn't have to read about him in Lit class, you don't wish him death by whatever the horrors are that Willie has planned. You begin to consider how to betray Willy when he seems like such a smart man. You could kill him right now, you suppose. But you are not a killer, and you have no idea how to get off this isolated piece of ice and back in your boring lit class where you belong. It's better to play it cool.

"Alright Willy, I will help you. I hate Shakespeare! Let's kill him." You say this without any real meaning. Then you follow Willy through the portal.

You come out into a theater, a dirty, smelly horrible theater with absolutely no sanitation whatsoever. It appears to be built entirely of wood. A man with a rather large fluffy collar is standing on the stage.

"Shakespeare!" yells Willy. "I have come to murder you and take my revenge! With my trusty companion... uhh..." He looks at you in a confusing manner. 'What is your name again?" He whispers almost inaudibly.

You whisper your name and he looks at you in confusion, not truly understanding you words. "Right." he says. Then he gets on with the threats.

"We are here to lynch you."

As Willy says these words four giant smelly men enter from stage right carrying a giant lynching machine. The machine is hot pink. You don't know why the machine is hot pink, and you are not going to find out.

"Not now!" exclaims Shakespeare. "The King is coming tonight, and I don't feel like getting beheaded. Willy, please, just let me have this one night for this play, and you can murder me later. Think about it! If you kill me now the show will be cancelled, you will go to jail, and neither of us will have the pleasure of seeing our work on stage."

Willy considers this a moment and then looks at you. You shrug your shoulders and eye the lynching machine nervously. If this is the kind of place where lynching machines are just lying around on a regular basis, it's probably also the type of place where a lot of people get lynched unfairly. A warning bell goes off in your head, and you make a decision that could cost you your life. You cry out with a:

"Lets see the play first." "Let's Lynch Willy First."