Machete

You probably don't have much time before Shakespeare really gets into some trouble. The rubber band seems so far away, so you decide to go with the machete lying at your feet. You pick it up, not noticing a small hot pink colored button near the bottom of the handle.

Striding over towards the two men, you don't realize that you accidentally hit the miniature pink button.

//Whoosh!// You see a planet whiz by in the distance. That's when it all starts. You follow the planet with your eyes, startled with how fast it was moving. Suddenly, it stops in between the rest of the planets. They have all aligned into a perfectly straight line. It's a little eerie how they are all exactly next to each other, but you brush it off. Your only thought at the moment is to save Shakespeare from the terrifying Willy Wonka.

As you get closer, stranger things begging to happen with every step. You start to sweat. Looking around, you find the sun. It looks larger than normal, but maybe that's just because you're on a different planet? Apparently not. Almost becoming blind, you look to see the yellowy-orange ball of light become twice its size, then three times. It stays like that for about 13 seconds and just explodes everywhere. Pieces go flying, a few almost hitting you on your journey to save your hero. You think that the pieces are done coming towards you but you guessed wrong. A rather large piece of fiery hot rock hits you off course. You feel your skin start to burn and you know that your time is running out. Looking to your left, a rainbow appears in the vivid black atmosphere. Riding on it is a cow. Instead of black and white, it's splotched with turquoise and neon orange. Bright blue ice skates cover its feet. This is the last scene that you see before you are gone, non-existent from the world.